When I meet my fans it’s not like meeting a stranger. It’s sort of like saying hello to someone that I already know is on the same page with me, and I just feel so thankful to have that understanding between us because I have so much fun with them.”

(Source: lightsglisten, via vodkacupcakes)

Timestamp: 1406004312

When I meet my fans it’s not like meeting a stranger. It’s sort of like saying hello to someone that I already know is on the same page with me, and I just feel so thankful to have that understanding between us because I have so much fun with them.”

(Source: lightsglisten, via vodkacupcakes)

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via pizza)

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

(Source: topfunnystuff, via disagreed)

Timestamp: 1406004211

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

(Source: topfunnystuff, via disagreed)

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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(via pizza)

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

(Source: cooopernatural, via chicneversleeps)

Timestamp: 1405989469

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

(Source: cooopernatural, via chicneversleeps)

dirtyberd:

Bad Bitches through the ages

(Source: piratequaintrelle, via chicneversleeps)

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dirtyberd:

Bad Bitches through the ages

(Source: piratequaintrelle, via chicneversleeps)

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via fake-mermaid)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

(via hotboyproblems)

ramennochibi:

phinflynn:

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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

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"What an unexpected -"

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"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

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"You’re trapped!"

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"By societal convention!"

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"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

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the writers for this show deserve more credit man

(Source: phinflynn, via disagreed)

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

(Source: awwww-cute, via abbygubler)

Timestamp: 1405964009

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

(Source: awwww-cute, via abbygubler)